Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
I love Thor’s little smirk. He’s like ‘Yes, that’s my Jane. Such a smart Jane, she is! Good job, Jane! Four for you!’
"The House of Odin is full of liars."
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
current soul destroying fact: either of them could have caught the other weapon and used it just fine.
#i want the fic scene whatever where that happens and they don’t have the time to think about it and just use the others’s weapon#and then toss it back and then later thor goes up to steve all ”that could not have happened with anyone else”#and i start to cry (via hariboo)