what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
current soul destroying fact: either of them could have caught the other weapon and used it just fine.
#i want the fic scene whatever where that happens and they don’t have the time to think about it and just use the others’s weapon#and then toss it back and then later thor goes up to steve all ”that could not have happened with anyone else”#and i start to cry (via hariboo)
'LITTLE BROTHER, WE DO NOT STAB PEOPLE. IT IS IMPOLITE'
BUT THOR. MURDER.